Tell someone that you just met that they have the worst breath you have ever smelled? I happened to be single this weekend and I picked up a older women that I met at a bar on friday night. She was nice and looked pretty good and it had been awhile since I had anything different, so I took advantage of my situation and brought her home. I was drunk and I know she was also, we had a good time, but she did not want to leave and I really did not feel like driving her home too early anyways. The problem was that at about 11am I woke up and she was right there under my chin with the WORST breath I have ever smelled. I got up right away and went in to brush my teeth and use some mouthwash. I went back into my bed and tried to get as far away as possible, but sure enough here she came. It was horrendous. I put up with it for like 3 minutes before I said "I put an extra toothbrush out by the sink for you". Still she did not get it. Another 2 minutes later I said "I also have some mouthwash in there for you". Well that did it. She got upset because I was telling her her breath smelled worse than her A$$. Did she get up and take care of it? No, she just rolled over and went to sleep. When she finally got her A$$ out of my bed, she was still pissed off and made for a akward drive to her house. So my question is, what could I have done differently?
nothing.she was there to screw you not win personal hygiene points. if you 2 knew each other well she would take care of that before you did. but you were drunk and you both didnt care whos hair was combed or if teeth were brushed before you got in bed.its the price we pay the morning after. hey ive woken up with guys farting thier brains out with bad pit odor from dancing or what ever. all you can do is accept what the morning brings.if she rolled over after you gave the hint her only intent was peace since she was likely hung over. if not she would have fixed herself up and done you again. was the sex good at least?aceduecetrey said:
man i can relate....I just would make a joke about it til she got the hint...I would bringa whole pack of chewing gum to bed with us....she finally got the hint...when i say a whole pack i mean the pack with 10 individual packs in it,lol, we had many all nighters back in the day:hump: ....
THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN A GARBAGE MOUTH!
I use to call my ex," chemical breath " in the morning...a pretty girl with god awful morning breath...hey, she should understand...
THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN A GARBAGE MOUTH!
I use to call my ex," chemical breath " in the morning...a pretty girl with god awful morning breath...hey, she should understand...
Roxy- I understand what you are saying about her not really caring, but then why did she get upset when I dropped a few hints? Things were good, as I said she was a bit older and was very uninhibited, so that always makes things nice. I am still a little sore today, if that indicates anything.roxygurl said:
my guess is she wasnt proud of what she did and was sensitive to anything accentuating the situation hun.you met in a bar then screwed half the night. not knowing someone and going to bed with them is an uncomfortable situation.it happens. her pride was low as well as her self esteem when she woke up.to point out a flaw to someone you just had sex with is bad manners if theres such a thing regarding 1 nighters. if you hook up with her again be sure she has nubreath or altoids before going to sleep or thier next to her head in the am.if your sore thats a great thingaceduecetrey said:
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I remember once i drove up to Philly to meet this girl a couple years ago....I had a brand new pair of Nike's in her bedroom....We had fooled around somewhat and I went into the bathroom of hers and wantedto leave right then and there,,,,, I wanted OUT...I would have just left , made a mad dash for the door, but I had left my brand new shoes in the bedroom....I'll never forget that uncomfortable hour I spent trying to leave that night without appearing as if I didn't like her....
roxygurl said:
Well , without being too graphic I got in too deep...I met this girl and before i knew it i was in her bedroom with my shoes off...after a break in action I asked her where her bathroom was , i was all set to make a run for the door when i realized I left my brand new shoes in her bedroom where she was waiting...
So, I had to suck it up and go back in the bedroom , i made up a story I wasn't feeling well and left about 15 minutes later.
roxygurl said:
I had drove up to Philly from Md, met her and wasn't thrilled to begin with, had a few drinks, before I knew our clothes were off and I was in her bedroom...
:lolBIG: She gave me what i wanted and i wasn't about to return the favor...especially since i had already finished:awesom:
